When Democrats have power
They do what they desire
But when the GOP responds
It sets their hair on fire
In Maryland and Illinois
To keep their districts blue
They’ve drawn “strategic” borders
And there’s nothing we can do
But Texas legislators
They demand a higher standard
Refusing to allow their state
To be so Gerrymandered
Fleeing to Chicago
It seems so self-defeating
Aren’t they afraid they’ll get
A “MAGA-Country” greeting?
Newsom grabbed a microphone
To bully us and phony us
Is there anyone alive
Who sounds so sanctimonious
In sunny California
For those still taking notes
Red got 17 percent–of seats
With 40 percent–of votes
The Citizens Commission
The ones who draw the borders
They throw up their hands and say
“We only followed orders.”
Well, I have a suggestion…
(I know I say that rarely)
Perhaps we can employ AI
To draw the districts fairly
Where every district’s residents
Are split at fifty-fifty
O! What an election night
Wouldn’t that be nifty?