In a year or so the Democrats
Will have a big decision
Is there someone in the party
That can patch up the division
A newbie with charisma
Or an old familiar face
Who can mold a party platform
That will unify the base
Someone who will rise
To both the moment and the hour
And pose a worthy challenge to
Republicans in power
Now, I like to think success
Will give Republicans the edge
I don’t want to spend election night
Out standing on some ledge
But since nothing’s for certain
In politics or war
To all our loyal Democrats
I beg you; I implore
You can do a giant favor
To the people of this nation
Give us Kamala and Hillary
In any combination
You can put up Amy Klobuchar
Or even Pocahontas
You can dragoon Albanese
And then fly him in on Qantas
Do anything but cater to this
Nightmare that I’m havin’
You can run out Bernie Sanders
But please don’t give us Gavin
He destroyed the state I live in
And that’s worthy of attention
With pandering, indifference
And searing condescension
You will make some major choices
You will win some, you will rue some
But you’ll never make a better one
Than dumping Gavin Newsom