DC
There’s sewage flooding through DC
Sludge and poop and goo
And now I’m reading in the news
A pipe has broken too
O Canada
They haven’t got the Stanley Cup
They don’t have Women’s gold
But if you need some comfort
Take your comfort in the cold
"Feh!" to your Prime Minister
And others of his ilk
But all will be forgiven
If you just buy our milk.
Holy Daze
I went all out for Christmas
Good gracious, what I spent
I haven’t even paid the bills
And it’s already Lent
The hand of God I know it’s said
Is purposely unclear
But why cram all the special feasts
In one-third of the year?
Not Me
Obama in an interview
Said something so incisive
“Stop calling Adolf Hitler Trump
Cause that would be divisive”
Young Man in a Hurry
Gavin wrote a brand new book
And soon it will be noted
When asked of inconsistencies
He’ll say he was mis-quoted