Happy Holidays?

My favorite month was February When I was a kid We had two separate holidays for Presidents We did.   But the man who named the city He made the woke folks tingly So we celebrate collectively As not to praise him singly   We jettisoned Columbus Day It wasn’t...

February 13th (or… Is Anybody Buying This?)

Calendars are useful To mark the times and seasons To plan for festive holy days And many other reasons   But there are dates we contemplate Which pop up during the year Only known and notable For generating fear   The first and foremost morning Recognized...