I’m puzzled by the LA Times
I’m puzzled by The Post
I’ve never seen, since Halloween
Such giving up the ghost
The Left alleges cruelty
In their bill of divorcement
All because the publishers
Withheld the big endorsement
The Left says they were pressured
Their actions spell our doom
But if some pressure was exerted
I must ask, “By whom?”
By all those darn Republicans
Who daily turn the pages
To read for sheer enjoyment
Stories of their own outrages?
By advertisers, one and all
(Just Fascists on the sly)
Who hid for years from scrutiny
Embracing D.E.I
By some convicted felon
Both sinned against and sinning
Who they believe with all their hearts
Has zero chance of winning
Something doesn’t pass the test
It must be more than that
I’ve got some Fall congestion
But I still can smell a rat
Perhaps, my friends, this new resolve
Was just a way to fake it
Instead of just reporting news
They found a way to make it
They’ll say they found their conscience
That would be quite a caper–
Wake up Monday morning
You might want to read the paper
