Wrong

There was a UN document Called RCP eight-five That said the changing climate Would roast everything alive   They said our bell was tolling Dingering and dongering They used its dire conclusions For all their fearful mongering   The polar bears would melt...

Memorial Day

In a week when it’s apparent That there’s so much light at stake In your liberties and lives And in decisions you can make   In your right to speak out freely On positions you can hold In your doing what you ought to And not merely what you’re told   In your...

No, Virginia…

A little girl asked sweetly So many years ago “If I read it in the paper, dad Is it really so?”   Her father looked adoring Or the innocence of youth “The papers have one job, my dear; And that’s to tell the truth.”   And so she wrote the editor...

Boomers, Ho!

  I went to buy some golf clubs But found it so bizarre The price to buy a driver Was the same as my first car   And they say in The Atlantic I read it for my sins For seniors—Party Over The payback now begins   They say my generation Has too much of...