by tarzanajoepoetry | Jan 30, 2026 | Uncategorized
I’ve called the Golden State some names Well, maybe one or two A sorry nest of Vipers Which happens to be true The roads are paved with promises — Almost before they’re spoken Just like the failing 405 Those promises are broken Our leaders...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Jan 20, 2026 | Uncategorized
It’s cold and vast and desolate A frigid and a mean land But Erik was a realtor And therefore called it Greenland The folks he brought in summer They found themselves a nice land At least, by most comparisons To what they left in Iceland Was it lower...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Jan 16, 2026 | Uncategorized
If you listened to the Hugh Hewitt Radio Show today, you know I didn’t present the Greenland poem. Rather, I read this love lyric for The Tantalizing Tarzana Johanna who has a significant birthday next week. (Boy, did I surprise her!) Now, if there’s some...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Jan 9, 2026 | Uncategorized
When the Biden Stimulus was passed, I wrote this poem in 2021. Schumer’s Trillions The Senate says a trillion But the House would like some more They’d want it to be five But could compromise at four Soon they’ll reach agreement But Joe’s signature won’t end it...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Jan 2, 2026 | Uncategorized
I’m known to friends and colleagues As the Grand Procrastinator My flag contains the motto “I think I’ll do it later.” So if I have a new resolve Or one that is the same I share the thought with no one Cause I couldn’t take the shame Sure, I need to lose...
