Citics of The Donald
Have as first among their claims
He lacks required tact
Because he calls opponents names
To rulers and elites across the globe
It just wont look good
If leaders in our land
Say things like Little, Lyin, Crooked
I started to agree
Then like a ton of bricks its hittin me
The lefts in love with names
So lets got through their little litany
They do this all the time
Because it worked its magic once
Reagan, said the left
Was just an amiable dunce
Repeat the claim enough
And sure as heck, its gonna stick
Wasnt it the left
That labeled Nixon Tricky Dick?
Mitt Romney is the nicest man
That you might ever meet
But he waged a war on women
From his mountaintop retreat.
Ted Cruz is just like Lucifer
The little lyin rat
Oops, I beg your pardon
It was Boehner who said that
Bush 41 was wimpy
And 43, a shirker
What courteous assertions
From the party of the worker
So leaders of the left
If I were you Id watch your backs
Abusers, as you are
Of these ad hominem attacks
Youre not above the fray
So please dont even try to fake it
You certainly can give it
But you sure as hell cant take it