Citics of The Donald
Have as first among their claims
He lacks required tact
Because he calls opponents names

To rulers and elites across the globe
It just won’t look good
If leaders in our land
Say things like Little, Lyin’, Crooked

I started to agree
Then like a ton of bricks it’s hittin’ me
The left’s in love with names
So let’s got through their little litany

They do this all the time
Because it worked its magic once
Reagan, said the left
Was just an amiable dunce

Repeat the claim enough
And sure as heck, it’s gonna stick
Wasn’t it the left
That labeled Nixon Tricky Dick?

Mitt Romney is the nicest man
That you might ever meet
But he waged a war on women
From his mountaintop retreat.

Ted Cruz is just like Lucifer
The little lyin rat
Oops, I beg your pardon
It was Boehner who said that

Bush 41 was wimpy
And 43, a shirker
What courteous assertions
From the party of the worker

So leaders of the left
If I were you I’d watch your backs
Abusers, as you are
Of these ad hominem attacks

You’re not above the fray
So please don’t even try to fake it
You certainly can give it
But you sure as hell can’t take it