You’ve heard it from your sister
And you’ve heard it from your brother
The imminent election
Will be unlike any other
Each time I hear that stated
I fill the room with laughter
The vote won’t be the issue
But rather what comes after
You don’t need to be a prophet
You don’t need a crystal ball
If the prequel is a tussle
Then the sequel is a brawl
The Right will take some umbrage
While the Left is taking names
All this making Bush v Gore
Look more like fun and games
We’ve but moved a little distance
From when things were solved by duelings
But I’m certain it will come to
Half a dozen 5-4 rulings
If the Trumpster is elected
There’ll be lawlessness a’plenty
And when COVID-19’s over
They will give us COVID-20
Folks will dress again as body parts
And scream until they’re blue
For that’s what you can be assured
Progressive folks will do
If Biden harvests all the votes
Be sure to hide you cash
Because from when he takes the oath
It’s Tax and Pack and Slash
Oh, yes, from Maine to Montery
From Nome to Hackensack
The Democrat agenda
Is Tax and Stack and Hack
So don’t be sad at what Trump says
Or what Joe Biden blurts
Election Day is easy
It’s the aftermath that hurts.
