Those who long for justice
See him as the last resort
But, alas, were all still waiting
For the IG to report.
It seems that we've been waiting
And we're waiting without stop
One shoes on the carpet
But the other one won't drop
With bated breath we waited for
The Mueller screed and summary
While speculating pundits
Treated us to fluff and flummery
Were waiting for the court
To say which cases that they'll touch
We wait for their pronouncements
Then they really don't say much
Were waiting for the Fed to speak
Or for a China deal
Just like some seer seeing
What the entrails will reveal
Were waiting for apocalypse
And climate change disaster
I hear the Second Comings coming
But thats coming faster
Its getting so Im breathless
Someone fetch me my inhaler
Were all just like Penelope
Still waiting for her sailor
We spend our whole lives waiting
For the party begin
For the critics to take notice
Or for the Browns to win
You think perhaps this pessimism
May my soul diminish
The poem isnt over friends
Wait! Please let me finish
Waiting means were hoping
And its good to be alive
Waiting for Godot
Or our Producer to arrive
It may be an old bromide
But its one that bears restating
The best things that we get in life
Are those well worth the waiting.