The air is so much fresher now

The sea is strangely clam

Like Gilead, Tarzana

Is blessed with healing balm

California’s gold again

No longer lead—with gilding

The reason for our renaissance?

Jerry Brown has left the building

We give him to the DNC

As our gift to the nation

Amazing that an empty suit

Can do such devastation

He sidestepped every issue

Avoided real debates

And left the highest poverty

In all the 50 states

He promised forward thinking

But played us all for fools

His sanctuary policies

Ruined neighborhoods and schools

His one unique achievement

His legacy of fame

A scam of such proportion

It puts boondoggles to shame

I loved my daily train ride

From Grand Central to Mt. Kisko

But man will be on Mars before

His train makes San Francisco

We all live with our choices

You win some and you rue some

So now we have to deal with

His heir in Gavin Newsome

If you want to be real useful

Gavin, just pick up the phone

And re-direct that railway

From LA to San Antone