NATO and G7 met
The meetings were so formal
The media are gleeful
That the world is back to normal
Boris got a bicycle
The mullahs got a pass
And all of Western Europe
Will be pumping Russian gas
Because they’re taking actions
So dynamic and so bold
The looming threat of climate change
Has finally been controlled
Smaller countries are so glad
We’ll pay for all their vaxes
The only thing they have to do
Is raise their corporate taxes
Cripple their economies
Reject the foods they’re eating
And along with sovereignty
Forget about competing
Macron made a deal with Joe
Now, much to his enjoyment
Everyone in France can file
For US Unemployment
They vowed to find the virus’ source
And do it with much candor
And swore to their commitment
On huge stacks of memoranda
They didn’t invoke the deity
You can’t serve God and Mammon
But then announced that COVID came
From some Norwegian Salmon
I see the world way it is
And think of how it could be
It’s sad the global media
Thinks this is how it should be
