You could travel ‘round the planet
Like that Spanish guy, Magell-ian*
And you couldn’t find a country
Or a leader more Orwellian.
No we didn’t pay a ransom
We just brokered a release
Just like slavery is freedom
Up is down and war is peace
You can tell a grieving parent
No, we really didn’t desert you
Though it hardly makes a difference
Cause the JV team can’t hurt you
There’s no candidate in his’try
Half as qualified as she is
And she’ll fight for what you’re wanting
If you’ll pay her what her fee is
The economy is thriving
But with millions out of work?
Well, I guess if you’re on food stamps
Unemployment is a perk
Yes, their penchant for dishonesty
Provokes a rage that’s ‘roid-ian
The only time they’re truthful’s
When they make a slip that’s Freudian
So it doesn’t raise my ire
And I do not mind one bit
If he offers the opinion
That a candidate’s unfit
Yes, I welcome his dismissal
May he give it loud and long
As it’s even more apparent
That the guy is always wrong
And I’ve reached the calm conclusion
Posed with rhyming reinforcement
Condemnation by Obama
Is, for me, like an endorsement
*- I know Magellan was Portuguese.
