With Democrats defending
And Republicans all pouncing
I think it’s time that I announce
The things that I’m denouncing
 
I don’t intend to obfuscate
Or signal admiration
When I conclude there’ll be no doubt
About my condemnation
 
Satan is my number 1
Oh, how that ghoul will find me
He never wants to listen
When I tell him, “Get behind me!”
 
Then right behind the devil
You know of whom I’m thinking
That driver who will never turn
But keeps his blinker blinking
 
The next of men that I renounce
(This guy defies description)
He tries to score a mortgage
When he picks up his prescription
 
And then, of course, the governors
The young ones and the geezers
Who went to bed one night and then
Woke up as Julius Caesars
 
I love the air around me
And I love the human race
But folks like these just make the world
A meaner, crueler place
 
The golden path to glory
Is as simple as it’s true
Do your best for others
As you’d have them unto you
 
In a time of turmoil
With people mad as hatters
Remember that above it all
It’s kindness that most matters
For every person that you meet
Please show consideration
And if you don’t, beware!  You risk
My next denunciation