In 8 weeks on the calendar
Will come the day of choosing
But just between the two of us
It’s all a bit confusing
Out here in California
There are 16 propositions
And advocates are crafting texts
Explaining their positions
And when the postman brings them
You’re gonna find it’s liable
The brochure that contains them
Will be bigger than your bible
Then once we wade through all of those
How many here will notice
That after we put pot to rest
We’ll have to vote for POTUS
One person has accomplishments
The other one is famous
We can’t tell which is which alas
But really who can blame us
Just like Obama’s stimulus
That we all bore the brunt of
No roadway, dam or house was built
That he could stand in front of
Likewise for every office held
Or operation run
It’s hard, friends, to identify
A single thing she’s done
She says she’s gonna fight for me
And has through thin and think
But if I hear that one more time
I think I might be sick
I didn’t love The Donald
I was more a Walker man
But I know he has a passion
And I hope he has a plan
I wish it all were over
And I can’t wait till it’s done
May you make your choice with wisdom
And God bless us, every one
