Tell me that, by Newton’s Law A rock stays where you leave it Tell me 1 plus 1 is 2 I simply don’t believe it Tell me that the sky is blue Or Philly fans are louts Swear to me you know it’s true I’ll say I have my doubts I seek the kind of [...]
With every conversation now No matter where I’m talking I watch my words so carefully It’s like on eggshells, walking I say, “The sky was clear last night This weather sure is splendid.” Lest any other topic leave My listener offended Of course, such idle chit chat Could be slammed as climate norming And crass [...]
Some things can still be gained From even outrage and inanity So, I propose that everyone Be forced to prove their sanity Like managers who call The Squeeze From guys who never bunt And coaches who still run the ball Against an eight-man front Folks who get the warranties On everything they buy Or those [...]
God made a resolution And started his own movement That each year his creation Would see regular improvement The soul of his intention We now call “Evolution” And we advance that plan Each time we make a resolution So if this year’s commitment is To never make mistakes Stick to it ‘cause I guarantee God [...]