On this, the eve of ghoulishness Of witchery, of bleakness The media should ask itself, What is our greatest weakness? For creatures great and small That clearly lack some introspection Suffer from a process we call Natural Selection Unless they do, these journalists Of dignified distinction Like sabertooths and dinosaurs Are heading for extinction And [...]
No, I’m not a lie detector But can tell without much trying When a politician’s speaking It’s a good chance that they’re lying Some will ask us for forgiveness In our judgments, to be lenient For it’s hard to be forthcoming When the truth is inconvenient And today it’s clear and common In a politician’s [...]
I think Bernie is a madman And MS. Clinton is a liar But when I read this couplet Im just preaching to the choir What she did deserves indicting And Im mad because she aint While my lefty next-door neighbor Thinks the lady is a saint Hes a Hillary disciple And a Sanders devotee He [...]
To those who say we’re finished And our politics are broke I say you lack perspective And you just can’t take a joke We’re one ginormous family And like all fam’lies fight As one way toward arriving at A sense of wrong and right Contending for our country And I think from coast to coast [...]